Today I will be cleaning out my refrigerator. How is that science gone wrong? Well, let me tell you.
I have mold growing in there. Serious mold.
Not the innocuous kind but the insidious kind that could catch a small animal and enfold it in its furry spots only to devour it and never let on that it was really a death trap.
That kind of mold.
If you hear the sound of heavy gagging later it is just me as I wade through the multiple containers of indistinguishable food items. I know that I only put real food in there, but somehow they have all morphed into some kind of Sci-fi penicillin wanna-be's.
If you don't hear from me again, know that I went down fighting and come search for the kids. There are a few large containers in there that look like they have it in for me.
Wish me luck!