Not a great reason

You know when you miss church because you are sick or on vacation or something like that? It's not too big a deal. But when you miss church because two of your children are being completely disrespectful and disobedient it is stinky. I missed church today, you know the church that I love, so that I could stay home and clean house. Not only that I had two kidds with me that were being beligerent and rude. We got to clean house all morning long.

Oh joy.

I was not a happy momma.

But at least the house was clean and I think they got the point about doing their work. ;-)